If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon.
It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer
Rebloggin this for my niggas that like to leave it in
Embers of the Dragon’s Fire
From The “Toyscapes” Series by Jason Fox Cohee
i think it’s silly when people say “so and so acts so different around so and so”….well duh, different relationships have different dynamics and different people bond over different things so of course you’re not going to be the exact same person with everybody you meet. there’s a difference between changing your entire person to accommodate those around you and adjusting to fit certain situations and dynamics. stop demonizing people and coming up with weird terms like “two faced” just because you can’t grasp the idea that people are multifaceted and are allowed to be fluid with their personalities
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
♫ I believe I can soar ♫
He thought he was invincible
Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around
The article resides on nationalreport.net, which is a satire site — although they don’t have the standard disclaimer stating as much so it’s somewhat understandable that some people don’t get that.
But other headlines currently on the site are a list of top ten cancers of 2014, the pros and cons of taking advantage of the mentally ill, and a story about a church stoning a woman to death for working on a Sunday.
Paul Horner is also a name they use over and over again. He’s been a 35 year-old lottery winner and a guy who bought a bunch of bitcoins at a garage sale. He’s also got his own author page for the site (though the author is listed as Dr. Darius Rubics).
The kid in the picture is actually 17 year-old Dylan Schumaker, who was sentenced for 25 years-life (the National Report got that part right) for killing his girlfriend’s 23 month-old son by repeatedly punching him in the head to make him stop crying.
Swatting is an actual thing that happens, though (and has been for years — it’s not exactly a “new fad” as the article states). Nathan Hanshaw got two and a half years in a plea deal for calling in at least three such fake threats. Carlton Nalley got nine years for his participation in such calls (and the hacking/spoofing involved). Matthew Weigman got 13 years. But in this particular case, the story is made up.
kids these days
FINISHED. I’ve invented a ‘Daeydoim’ for The Dark Crystal competition. Basically humble cart pulling omnivores that reside on the edge of deserts. They disperse heat through their large dorsal scales and scrape vegetation off trees with their long incisors. Short fighting tusks also enable them to catch river creatures similar to fish and broad hooves make walking on sand easy. They’re commonly used within the Dark Crystal realm for long distance trade and agricultural farming.
man speaks the truth